The Friday FREE GAME Feature! #150 - NAKED TIME ended up being special in several ways, so let's get started!
First up is Towel Required, a FPS made for Insanity Jam 2015. You play as an attendant in some type of public shower, tasked with supplying towels to a growing horde of naked old men. They chase you around the facility until you throw them a towel, at which point they head for an exit. Towels are literally your ammunition, which is finite. More towels (as well as a few other powerups) are scattered about the map, but you will eventually run out. Basically you play to try getting a higher score. The graphics are simple, with a blocky (almost Minecraftian) look. Considering the subject matter, this is a very good thing! The sounds are equally simple but effective with the old men grunting, towels snapping and this weird dance music loop playing. It was a great, silly little game to start the stream with, providing a couple of good laughs.
Next is First Person Lover, another FPS title that's just as silly, but with more content and better graphics. You're a special agent with a mission to thwart a plot that has literally weaponized hate. To accomplish this task, you in turn have gadgets and powers that revolve around love (and to a lesser extent, fashion). While this seemed like a hilarious yet well thought title, a graphic/visual glitch sadly prevented me from playing after the first level.
With the main game in an unplayable state, I was caught with my pants down (figuratively). It seemed like the perfect time to make it literal by playing the classic Flash game Don't Shit Your Pants! This is a "survival horror" game where you race against time to avoid crapping yourself by typing in commands. Obviously, a game like this doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you. With a number of ridiculous outcomes and 10 achievements, there's a reason to play through it several times... you know, for shits and giggles.